RPG Filk – The Angry DM

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RPG Filk – The Angry DM

(To the tune of the Misfits’ song: “Last Caress:)
I’ve got something to say.
I killed your PC today.
Doesn’t matter much to me, as long as he’s dead.
 
Well I got something to say
I pissed of munchkins today.
It doesn’t matter much to me
As long as long as they dread.
 
Sweet lovely death
In every gorgon’s breath.
Save vs. death… hope you roll less.
 
Roll!
 
Sweet lovely death
In every trap I set.
Now save vs. death, hope you roll less.
 
Well, I got something to say!
I T.P.K.’d you today!
It doesn’t matter much to me
As long as you’re dead!
 
Sweet lovely death
In every Dragon’s breath.
Save vs. death,
Hoo! You rolled less!
 
You just rolled less, twinkie!
One less Drizzt wannabe!
 
Oooohhhooooohhh!
OOOOOOOOOH…OH!!!!
2014-10-07 19.19.11

About Doc Wilson

Either presently or at some time in my past I have have been a gamer, game designer, journalist, humourist, singer, songwriter, soldier, paramedic, phone jockey, and Server Analyst. I've pulled through some nasty stuff in my life, and I figured I'd give this thing a go. You never know when your time is up, so never stop trying stuff.

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